I’m not a Realtor by any stretch of the imagination but if I was, here’s what my ad would say:
Bring your vision (and huge bags of cash)! This 1969 mid-century modern home has sat empty for years and is ready for some love. Think of the possibilities.
Anyhow, I’ve been fascinated with the home for years now. Is it empty? Why doesn’t someone live here? Why is this amazing spot not sold? Is that graffiti on the walls inside?
It’s a real mess.
But? If you’ve got the cash and the constitution, I applaud you. It’s got a lot going for it (like a view of the Willamette). Sadly, an investor probably won’t think so.